I finally saw a bare naked girl!
June 29, 2009
As Steve has recently informed y’all, I have yet to see a naked women in my 27 years on this planet. I had a great feeling about this weekend, and I was determined to see a women. Who would have thought that the first woman that I would see naked would be someone I’ve known for years. That’s right, Steve revealed his Marilyn Manson-like mangina for all to see at the camp site. It was not exactly what I was hoping for, but I guess it will have to do for now. I hope that image stays with you for the rest of the day, enjoy.
Oh, and we are changing our band name…. Whhaaaaaaaat Duuuuuddeeee?!?!?!
Matt
New York and New Jersey this weekend, Muffin Tits!
June 26, 2009
We are peacing out to New York tonight, braving the threats of severe thunderstorms, building sized hail, and winds that would make the red eye of Jupiter blush. Our goal? To rock New York City’s socks off at The Delancey, fuckers!
Then Saturday, we travel the perilous route of the New Jersey turnpike to melt faces and cheese at The Cherrywood in Clarksboro! Aarrrgh, a righteous weekend it will be! We shall dance and sing of rumors about Abraham Lincoln around the camp fire! They will surely speak of these tidings for many a fort night!
New songs coming sooooooon…. and some crazy big announcements too (And no, Matt still hasn’t seen a bare naked girl yet).
Steve
In the studio! New music on the way!
June 13, 2009
Good evening! We just got back from the studio and boy are our ears tired. We wrapped up tracking basics tonight and all that’s left to do are vocals and some technical nonsense that you guys wouldn’t care about. We are recording two brand new songs with Alex Hatziyannis and they’re coming out great! We’ve been playing both songs at shows for a couple of months now so you might recognize them when you finally check them out. It will be a little while before you get to hear them but we’ve been filming our usual studio tomfoolery and our Nintendo high scores, so we’ll have snippets for you all soon. Until then, eat your greens and remember to wait a half an hour before swimming…
Steve
